Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
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Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...