How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Computer acronyms list
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New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...