When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...