Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...