Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...