Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...