The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...