Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
New College Courses for Men…
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1… Combating Stupidity2… You, Too, Can...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...