Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...