How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...