Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...