Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...