Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...