A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....