Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...