Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....