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A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
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Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
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After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Condom Slogans
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