Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...