A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...