Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....