Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...