Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...