The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.