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Shootin Craps
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Pick a starting salary
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Eyes
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
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Want me to paint for you?
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The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
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Americans
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You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
You’re gonna croak!
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