Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...