The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....