One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...