The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...