Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...