Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...