Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...