Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...