A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...