Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...