If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...