How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...