Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...