A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...