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A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
A snail with a housing problem!
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...