English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!