grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...