Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...