even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....