Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...