Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...