Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...