Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...