Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.