12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....