A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...