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Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
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The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
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Doctor, Doctor
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A different father
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Meet the Schitts!
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My Call
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Fish jokes 01
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