Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...